Erwin Feinberg

Associate Editor

Just a hard-working, conservative man who is really concerned about how men aren't men anymore, and offering sage advice on how to preserve your manhood by buying my nutritional supplements!

Articles by Erwin Feinberg

• Silver Lining! Andrew Tate Happy That There Are No Women in Jail

• Making Amends: Kanye Just Watched Don’t Mess with The Zohan

• Centrist Fills in Half of Circle on Midterm Ballot

• Labor Day Gone Woke? Democrats Are Trying to Make It About ‘Celebrating the Working Class'

• “You Could NEVER Make This Today,” Says Man Showing You Video of ISIS Beheading

• Top 5 Movies Of All Time and Why All of Them Are Fight Club

• 5 Jokes My Girlfriend Won’t Let Me Tell - But You’re Cool, Right?

• Brett Kavanaugh: “Americans Should Be Able to Carry A Gun Anywhere They Want, Except In My House”

• Help! I Bought a Bored Ape and All He Does is Defecate All Over My Couch

• Elon Musk Buys Twitter, Vowing to Rule it Like a South African Emerald Mine

• "We're All Going to Get it Eventually," Says Man With Chlamydia

• Man Explains To Wife That He Was Too Distracted By Ukraine Invasion to Pick Son Up From School

• BREAKING: Man Refuses to Put Down Half-Eaten Sandwich For Family Photo

• 5 Movies That Are So Good, She Will Fall Asleep

• Ted Cruz Rejects Responsibility For Jan 6th: “I Was In Cancun When it Happened”

• Hypocrisy? NYC Took Down a Statue of Jefferson But Won’t Rename Kony Island?

• Scarface Poster Watches Man Have Sex For The Second Time Ever

• Dr. Oz Declares He’s Running for Senate to Ensure Every American Has Access to OxyContin

• Comedic Genius!? This Guy Said “Joe Brandon” Instead of Joe Biden!

• To Understand Hanukkah, Man Watches Entire Adam Sandler Filmography

• Louis C.K. Enters ‘Being Nominated for a Grammy’ Phase of Cancel Culture

• Generation Who Dropped Two Atomic Bombs on a Foreign Country Has a Lot of Interesting Opinions on Police De-Escalation

• Opinion: Daylight Saving Time? How About We Save Our Kids from Critical Race Theory Instead?!

• Ben Shapiro Can’t Believe You Would Criticize Israel on Jewish Holiday He Just Made Up

• “Conservatism Is The New Counterculture!” Says Guy Who Works for Corporation That Gave a Bunch of Kids Cancer

• Uncle’s Entire Understanding of Trans Issues Comes From Most Recent Dave Chappelle Special

• Meatloaf to Nation: I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Get Vaccinated

• Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend is Right: Women Don’t Like Guys With Huge Balls

• OPINION: We’ll See Who’s Laughing Next Time There’s a Horse Worm Outbreak

• Theater Kid Moves to Washington, D.C. to Pursue Career as Crisis Actor

• Shocking: Democrats Are Trying to Take Credit for Things Republican Hero JFK Did

• OPINION: If I Don’t Like Your Criticisms of America, Why Don’t You Move to A Country That Suppresses Free Speech?

• Top 5 Reasons She’s Not Coming Back

• Communism? My Girlfriend Wants to “Share” My Bed!

• OPINION: When Trump Said We Were Leaving Afghanistan, He Didn’t Mean It LITERALLY!

• Cancel Culture Gone Crazy: I Got Fired For My Allegiance to the Taliban

• “School Mask Mandates Are Child Abuse,” Says Man Who Hits His Kids

• “They Don’t Get to Have Elections in China,” Says Guy Who’s Never Voted

• “Do I Get to be Governor Now?!” Asks a Dazed Rudy Giuliani Waking up From A Nap on the Toilet

• McDonald’s Mascots Ranked by How Likely They Would’ve Stormed The Capitol

• How to Suddenly Give a Shit About Sexual Harassment in the Workplace Because You Hate Andrew Cuomo

• How to Suddenly Give a Shit About Sexual Harassment in the Workplace Because You Hate Andrew Cuomo

• New Crisis: We Are Running Out of Golf Courses in The Desert

• How To Back The Blue While Thinking All Capitol Police Officers Are Dirty Liars

• OPINION: If You Don’t Want the Delta Variant, Don’t Fly on Their Airline

• Ted Cruz to Democrats That Fled Texas: ‘If I Wasn’t in Cancun Right Now, I’d Teach You a Thing or Two About Constitutional Duty’

• Cuba Is Proof Communism Doesn’t Work Because It Always Causes U.S. Trade Sanctions

• Tucker Carlson Finds Himself in the Unique Position of Being Spied 0n by the NSA

• OPINION: I Could Singlehandedly Get to The Bottom of How Covid Started in China If I Wasn’t On The No-Fly List

• OPINION: I’m a Maoist-Libertarian-Dadaist-Islamic-Fundamentalist-Theocrat and I Can Tell You Exactly What That Means

• Why Wiping Your Ass Actually Deprives You of Necessary Nutrients Needed For Muscle Growth

• How to Stay in the Closet This Pride Month: A Man’s Guide to Repression

• “I’m Not Into People Jamming Needles In Me,” Says Man Who Injects Human Growth Hormones

• How to Not Fantasize About Sliding Your Dick Into Tucker Carlson’s Mouth While It Just Sits There All Wide and Open Like That

• OPINION: I Can Be an Anti-Semite Who Supports Israel Because I’m a Free Thinker

• 23 Less Gay Ways to Say “I Genuinely Care About Our Friendship, Dude”

• Tucker Carlson Forgoes Monologue and Just Blows Literal Dog Whistle On-Air For 45 Minutes

• CPAC Attendees Drive Home Anti-Pro Choice Message By Not Allowing Visitors To Select Which COVID Variant They Get