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8/18/2022 by Caleb Townsend
Local Movie Theater Promises Amazing Industry Connections Selling Popcorn
A local movie theater in Fairfield, Conneticut is offering teenagers job opportunities with connections to the film industry, according to an ad from...
8/17/2022 by Brandon Puff
I’m Modern Warrior Receives Viking Funeral After Overdosing On Alpha Brain
OHIO - Earlier this week, a man representing the modern-day image of a warrior king died tragically after overdosing on Alpha Brain. His name was Ale...
8/15/2022 by Brandon Puff
Five Of The Hottest Speakeasy Abortion Clinics Coming To A Neighborhood Near You
With recent changes in abortion laws, entrepreneurs all across America are working hard to keep access to safe abortions cool and trendy. There's...
8/12/2022 by Caleb Townsend
Poll: 100% Of CEOs Agree That The Best Work Culture Strategy Is A Culture Of Fear
A recent poll of 16 CEOs from well-known companies shows that a "culture of fear" is agreed to be the best workplace culture strategy. The ...
8/11/2022 by Brandon Puff
How I Transformed My A Failing Company Into One That Was Completely Bankrupt In Less Than A Year
In just one year, I was able to take a failing business and transform it into one that went completely bankrupt. How did I do it? What’s my secret? W...
8/10/2022 by Caleb Townsend , Fred Nelson
Trump Supporters Burn Their Female Body Inspector T-Shirts In Protest
A group of Trump supporters are taking to the streets to protest the FBI raid of former president Trump by burning their Female Body Inspector shirts...
8/9/2022 by Fred Nelson
Man With Imposter Syndrome Parks In Handicap Parking Spot
GREENVILLE, NC - College Admissions Officer, Daniel Hasancaamp tried something for the first time when popping into a local Starbucks to grab a cup o...
8/5/2022 by Caleb Townsend
Alex Jones Ordered By Judges To Stop Pitching Alpha Brain Plus During His Testimony
Judges have ordered Alex Jones to stop promoting his brain supplement, Alpha Brain Plus, while giving his testimony in a defamation trial that may je...
8/3/2022 by Brandon Puff
Time For Honesty: There’s A Kid Leaning On The Railing At The Zoo And I Hope He Falls In
I've been silent long enough, it's time for me to open my heart and admit that I want the child leaning on the railing at the zoo to fall in....
8/2/2022 by Ken Taro Ward
Hypocritical Librarian Judges Music by Album Cover
MINNEAPOLIS – A woman working at a library was caught breaking one of the golden rules of artistry she had been preaching for decades: never judge a ...
8/1/2022 by Fred Nelson , Caleb Townsend
Top Five Cutest Child Stars Of The 90s And The Horrific Ways Each Of Them Died
Ahh, the 90s, the age of economic prosperity and oak-covered kitchens. What a time to grow up. We could look on the TV and see childeren, just like u...
7/29/2022 by Brandon Puff
Leaked CIA Documents Reveal Former Director For The Agency Used To Steal Lunches From The Break Room
Newly leaked CIA documents reveal that former Director Helms was behind a string of missing lunches between 1966 and 1973. Although it is unclear whe...
7/28/2022 by Brandon Puff
Watch Out Atheists - A Big Fat Fossilized Turd Was Just Found In Jerusalem And The Science Says It Belongs To Jesus
Move over you big-brain atheists, science just found a big turd in Jerusalem and it belongs to Jesus. Feel smart still? Feel like you’ve got all the ...
7/27/2022 by Brandon Puff
Whoops: America Sent China Nearly 30 Billion In Military Aid And Now We Need To Ask For It Back
America finds itself in an awkward position after State officials accidentally sent China nearly 30 billion dollars worth of military aid. The embarr...
7/26/2022 by Elyza Halpern
How To Detox from Social Media by Getting Really Into Cocaine
If your screen time has gotten out of control and you’re looking for an all-natural, plant-based alternative to the doom-scroll dopamine hits, look n...
7/25/2022 by Ken Taro Ward
Male Employee Orders Female Employee to Clean Glass Ceiling
NEW YORK – A man working at an advertising agency got a little more than he bargained for after attempting to make a joke at a female coworker’s expe...
7/22/2022 by Brandon Puff
CEOs Everywhere Demand Workers Return To The Office Because They Are Extremely Lonely Without Them
CEOs all across the country have begun demanding their employees return to the office so they aren’t so lonely all day long. While remote work has be...
7/20/2022 by Caleb Townsend
Democrats Give Message To Those Affected By New Voting Restrictions: 'Vote Harder'
As new state-specific voting restrictions are coming into effect, democrats are giving a message to those who may be affected by these changes: vote ...
7/19/2022 by Brandon Puff
My Truth: I Vaccinated My Children And Three Months Later I Drowned Them
Being a parent is tough, especially if you're a mom who worries about her children. When the COVID-19 Vaccine started to get pushed onto everyone...
7/18/2022 by Caleb Townsend
Media Disappointed To Find Out New Mass Shooter's Politics Are 'Down The Center'
Media outlets around the world are scrambling to find an angle on the newest mass shooting, as many outlets are reportedly upset that the shooter'...