Stoners Beware: Kids Are Putting Candy In Your Drugs

10/13/2022 by Caleb Townsend

Stoners are up in arms as reports come in that kids are putting candy in their weed this Halloween.

"Is nothing sacred," asked one stoner, who just wants to smoke copious amounts of weed without fear of ingesting sugar. "Like....dude, not cool man. Those gummy bears really mess up the natural terpenes."

When asked how this is even occurring, a local police officer shrugged. "I have no clue, I just saw it on Facebook."

Regardless, stoners are up in arms and have taken to the streets to protest.

"We're doing a sit-in," said Garrett. "It's the best kind of protest, because, know, uh, it's like...........fuck, I lost my train of thought."

So stoners, make sure to test your drugs this year because you never know when a nug might contain some Swedish Fish or fun dip.